Post by Cedric Southern on Nov 15, 2020 20:28:56 GMT -8
The seventh installment of One Wrestle Movement Glory opens up with a brief pyrotechnics display while the opening video package plays on the 1Tron, accompanied by Glory's new theme song.
"We Die Young" hits the P.A and the small Anaheim crowd makes a lot of noise as the opening theatrics play out. The familiar voices on commentary cut over the top.
Krystal Kirk: Gud evenin' One Rassle Movement fans an' welcome to Glory SEVEN, comin' atcha LIVE from da Honda Center in Anaheim, California!
Marci D'Abruzzo: One RASSLE Movement?! Are you kidding me? C'mon, Cedric! Why must you so frequently only use the bottom of the barrel on your broadcasts?! This is...
Marci scowls as her mic is suddenly cut, and there is an interruption in the feed for a moment of static and we return with Mason Roenick and Abaddon standing behind him with his arms crossed as they are outside in the dark parking lot of the arena at the side of Glory. Mason appears to have taking a big smell of the air before he starts talking.
Mason Roenick: “Can you smell it? The smell of destruction is in the air and it smells like blood my friends. You see for us, are card is pretty full tonight as well is Legendary but more on that in just a little bite. You see while we may not walked away with this tag team cup deal, that ok because to us it was only just a small setback. I will not be stopped and we will not be controlled. However, a new opportunity as presented itself for tonight at Glory, I myself could become the number one contender for the Pride of One wrestling championship and face the champion at Legendary, now that could mean that I have to pull double duty and trust me when I say I don’t mind that. You see, on paper you may look at it as I would be weakened and whatever if I win this match since it already said that I am facing Kasey Kash at Legendary but more on that in just one second. You see my friends allow me to explain something to you all, as the moon light strikes on me at this very moment, I know what is about to happen and for me it is such a pretty sight but for the rest of you, not so much.
Mason smirks as he pauses in thought for just a second before he keeps talking.
Mason Roenick: You see, at glory I am going to have a lot of fun. All those people that the One Wrestling Movement has lined up just for me to destroy, and I will do just that because nothing says power more than some championship gold. That’s the true power in this company because trust me when I say that I have paid very close attention to the man who claimed to me the all mighty and I have watched him be outsmarted and come off as not nearly as powerful as he likes to claim and how quickly his group dissolved. But I am not here to talk about him, he is a non-factor when it comes this battle royal, now I am not going to stand here and name everyone else in this match, but you all know who you are and you all have been lined up just for me to claim new victims because I will stop at nothing until I am the one standing across that ring at Legendary to face the new puppet of Ricky Stanton’s in Graham Baker. The other fourteen in this match, all you are going to have to deal with a bunch of pain and suffering by my hands. Normally I would be reaching out to anybody to wish to be saved but while the offer is always on the table but I have a destiny to fulfill tonight and I will stop until I do. Now, I realize that I also would have to face Kasey Kash before that, and you may wonder why earlier I fell some confident about doing a possible double header, now I would have guessed it was advise but I will spell it out for everyone.
Mason starts giving his evil laugh as looks back at Abaddon.
Mason Roenick: You see before Kasey even makes it to Legendary, that little string bean of a man has to deal with my monster that you see standing behind me. I for one don't like his chances, now Abaddon isn’t much of a talker, but his action is all of the talking anybody needs but if you really want to understand what is about to happen, let me tell you. Abaddon has no mercy for anybody and he just loves to hurt people. Now, for someone like you Kasey, he's going to break you in half and judging by the looks of you that wouldn’t be a figure of speech by a reality. So after you get done being destroyed by this monster here, then they will wheel whatever is left of you to me at Legendary, so whatever is left of your broken mangled body, I get to finish you off, unless you see the light and you wish to be saved by me. Until then my friends.
Mason gives off an evil laugh as he and Abaddon walk off out of view before the scene fades to black.
Marci D'Abruzzo: Always a pleasure, Roenick!
Krystal Kirk: Ooo. Da sarcasm in ya tone, Da Broozo.
Marci D'Abruzzo: Ugh. F***ing KIRKS! Let's just go to our opening bout, shall we? Wait, I’m hearing we are heading backstage first.
As Isabella Terrano and Camilla Morricone were seen at the VIP room of a very lavish casino, they had recorded a message to speak about the tournament they were involved in, as all three members of the Mancini Syndicate were not together in their match. Camilla was taking a drag from a fine cigar whilst Isabella had a flute of champagne in her hand, as she spoke first.
Isabella Terrano: You know, they have the audacity to call us criminals, when we were robbed more than anyone else in the tournament. Don't ya think, Milla?
She said, in a nearly Harley Quinn like New Jersey accent, as Camilla would exhale a puff of smoke, and reply to her tag partner.
Camilla Morricone: Of course. Because they know the Syndicate would have come out on top, and management at One Wrestle Movement would see us as bad for business. However, the Master Sisters are on notice, because their victory is a sham. Bella and I are the top team in this company, and together or alone, we are your top talent.
Isabella Terrano: Absolutely! Tonight, I'm gonna cave Madori's head in, and I hope that everyone in the tag division, no, the whole damn locker room takes notes!
Camilla Morricone: It don't matter if you're the Master Sisters, Shigami, Regulators, Headhunters, or even those knuckleheads holding the titles now. Each and every last one of you are under the sword. You'll all learn that when you step into the ring with us, the odds are always against you. And The House always wins.
Camilla finished up, blowing a smoke ring into the camera, as the scene fades to black.
Terrano v Madori
Krystal Kirk: We know barely anythang bout dis green haired Joshi, but 'parently, she likes ta party! I can get b'hind dat!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Of course you can, ye of little brain cells! Let's just call this match, I wanna see my girl Izzy rip her up!
DING DING DING!!!
The crowd really gets into the early parts of the match as Terrano lunges for the lock up, but Dori sidesteps and checks her with a short, stabbing side kick to the thigh. Terrano roars angrily and turns around to nail her with a running clothesline, yet Madori manages to matrix evade and pop back up in front of her, staggering uneasily. Terrano wipes the smile right off her face with a devastating spinebuster and Madori bounces on impact!
Crowd: OHHHHH!
Marci D'Abruzzo: That'll teach this clown! Stay on her, Terrano!
Krystal Kirk: If I din know betta, I could swear dat you be supportin' Isabella Terrano in dis openin' match.
Terrano drags Madori to her feet and drills her with a knee to the gut before sending her off for an irish whip. Terrano has a confident look on her face as she ducks down and Madori is sent flying with a back body drop.
Krystal Kirk: Madori landed on her feet, but she ain' lookin' too good!
The crowd groan for a second and then laughter ensues. Isabella Terrano turns around and simply watches as Madori runs to the ropes and goes for what looks like a springboard moonsault, but she trips up on the top rope and lands at Terrano's feet in a crumpled heap. Isabella wastes no time dragging the junior to her uneasy feet and then trying for another Irish whip, but there's a reversal from Dori and Terrano ends up crashing into the corner.
Madori: SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
The crowd really gets into the routine as Madori jumps around, pointing toward Terrano.
Crowd: SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
Madori runs at Isabella in the corner and the crowd roars with approval as she lands her version of the bronco buster. Isabella finally falls out of the corner in a heap and Madori nearly stumbles a few times as she ascends the top rope.
Marci D'Abruzzo: This idiot is gonna kill herself!
Krystal Kirk: I tink...I tink she's actually WASTED!
Madori clings to the top rope as she looks around. Her face turns pale and the crowd laughs as she quickly covers her mouth. After a second, she gives them the thumbs up and she lets fly with a top rope leg drop, but she misses by a mile! Terrano simply shakes her head and covers Dori.
ONE
TWO...
Terrano gets a boo as she yanks Dori's head up, stopping the pin at two. Isabella drags Madori up just about takes her head off with the Ace 2 Face, Madori appearing to seize for a second as she hits the mat.
ONE
TWO
THREE!
DING DING DING!!!
Mari Moon: Here is your winner, ISABELLA TERRRANNNNOOOO!
Kasey Kash v Abaddon
DING DING DING!!!
Kasey Kash looks around at the crowd and nods confidently, seeming to know what he has to do. The fans heat up as Kasey launches himself into a lock up with the big man, only to be sent flying with a vicious headbutt which sends him sprawling backward into the corner.
Krystal Kirk: Runnin' boot to da face from Abaddon! Oi, dats illegal!
The fans boo and the referee begins to count as Abaddon grabs onto the top rope and lays a boot across Kasey's throat, choking him for a full 4 count before relenting and dragging Kasey to his feet before sending him back into a slump with a vicious downward chop!
Crowd: WOOOOOOO!
Abaddon looks around and drags Kasey up once again, trying for another, but the fans get behind Kasey as he manages to dodge and haul Abaddon into the corner, nailing him with a fast and efficient series of knife edges, getting a 'WOO!' out of each one.
Krystal Kirk: Flatlina outta da corner!
The crowd get behind Kash once more as he runs to the corner and launches.
Krystal Kirk: He calls dis da Best Moonsault Eva!
Marci D'Abruzzo: I think he's full of shit. Whatever, cover by Kash on Abaddon!
ONE
TWO...
Abaddon kicks out with such fury that Kasey ends up getting launched back into an upright position, unwittingly. Abaddon lets out a roar as he lunges, and he turns Kash inside out with his patented big boot!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Yeah, GOOD NIGHT!
ONE
TWO
THRE...
The crowd is stunned as Kash gets the shoulder up at the last possible second. Abaddon seems to be seething with rage as he wastes no time hooking on his mandible claw. Kash writhes fruitlessly as the big man has a death grip. He's not getting out of it.
Krystal Kirk: Woah! Dat's vicious! Dis Abaddon be draggin' Kasey Kash up by his FACE!
There's a wave of uncertainty as Kasey Kash wavers around, caught in the mandible claw. Abaddon lets out a roar and lifts Kash up for what could be a mandible claw choke slam, but Kash manages to break free with a windmill punch flurry, causing Abaddon to let go and Kasey falls back to his feet with the big man staggering before he comes to his senses and pops off a deadly looking clothesline.
Krystal Kirk: Kash caught da clothesline!!
The crowd is excited as Kasey pulls him in for his ripcord bicycle knee and Abaddon drops, stunned.
Krystal Kirk: AUSSIE KNEE PARTY! HE GODDIT!
ONE
TWO
THREE!!
DING DING DING!!!
Mari Moon: Here is your winner, KASEYYY KASSSSH!
Marci D'Abruzzo: That's the problem with them big men. They may be intimidating to look at, but there ain't a hell of a lot going on upstairs.
Krystal Kirk: I dunno bout dat. I tink Abaddon was brutalizin' Kash until he picked his spot right dere. An' well done to Kasey fo doin' it tanight! I'm getting word dat we be cuttin' to a segment now, Da Broozo. Let's geddit..
Marci D'Abruzzo: NO! Wait! I wanna say s…
We cut backstage to the dressing room of none other than Leo Cook who is seen on the floor doing sit ups. While sitting in a chair we see his cousin Thomas Cook who is playing some kind of game on his phone and smiling. We then also see none other than Ivy Foxx the fiancee of Leo Cook who is standing encouraging her man as he continues doing sit ups.
Ivy Foxx: Push it! You got this baby! This is your big launching pad right here tonight. You are Leo Cook, a smart, handsome and literally a walking weapon! This Battle Royal might have 14 others in it but that’s nothing to you babe.
Leo does a few more push ups then gets up off the floor sitting down on the couch that was in their dressing room. Ivy gave him one of those what are you doing type of looks and he just motioned for her to sit down next to him. Slowly she does despite looking a bit unhappy.
Ivy Foxx: Leo why did you stop we still had push ups to do babe.
Leo Cook: I stopped because your speech has me plenty motivated and we have been training for this for like oh I don’t know a damned week straight back at the ranch.
Ivy Foxx: So are you trying to tell me you feel ready?
Leo Cook: Yeah I’m more than ready. I am looking at this match as my own personal war tonight and wars are something as you know babe that I am a god at.
Ivy Foxx: Yes, I know but I still think you should keep that body of yours loose by finishing your pre match workouts.
Leo Cook: Babe, I’m good…
Ivy Foxx: Fine…
Leo turned to his right after hearing some laughter and glared over at his cousin Thomas who was still playing a game on his phone and it seemed to amuse him.
Leo Cook: Hey Thomas what you uh doing there?
Thomas did not hear a word Leo said.
Leo Cook: THOMAS!
Ivy Foxx: Uh.. Hello my ear?
Ivy held her right ear for a moment and Thomas did look up from his phone this time after Leo yelled his name.
Thomas Cook: Sup?
Leo Cook: I said what are you doing?
Thomas Cook: Oh just playing a game.
Leo Cook: A game? You are playing a game right now seriously?
Thomas Cook: Uh, yeah I am.
Leo looked over at Ivy giving her a look.
Leo Cook: Can you believe this?
Ivy Foxx: He’s your cousin…
Leo Cook: Thanks for the reminder.
Ivy Foxx: Always welcome babe.
Ivy smiled at him and Leo just shook his head while Thomas looked back down at his phone.
Leo Cook: Thomas pay attention for a minute will you?
Thomas Cook: Uh huh.
Leo Cook: So tonight when I go out to face all those undeserving people in the battle royal I want you to be at ringside.
Thomas Cook: .....
Leo Cook: Babe cover your ears for a second.
Ivy Foxx: Oh you are actually giving me a heads up this time thanks babe…
Ivy then did cover her ears as Leo once again yelled at Thomas. Who rolled his eyes and put his phone on his lap.
Thomas Cook: WHAT?
Leo Cook: Well do I have your full attention now?
Ivy looked annoyed as she moved her hands from her ears and then stood up.
Ivy Foxx: Okay that’s enough! Now both of you two listen to me!
Leo/Thomas: Fine….
Ivy Foxx: Leo tonight damn it you show the world why you are one of the smartest and most intense wrestlers. And, Thomas you have uh size and tonight if needed you are going to use it. As for me I will do what I must to ensure my man's victory as well.
Thomas Cook: Wait what exactly is your part in all of this?
Leo Cook: Oh my that was not a smart thing to say.
Thomas Cook: It’s just a simple question.
Ivy looked a little irritated as she walked over near Thomas and pointed her right finger at him.
Ivy Foxx: I am possibly the most dangerous one in this room because I have the beauty, the brains and my own skill set to boot. My role in this is leading this family because I SAID SO!
Thomas Cook: Well now there went my ears thanks.
Leo Cook: Babe no worries we got the plan and we will execute it now come here and sit down.
Ivy Foxx: I don’t wanna sit down. I wanna get out to that ring and make sure you Leo Cook wins so we can all head to Disneyland and get some gold around that waist of yours.
Leo Cook: It all sounds lovely and also sounds exactly like what is going to happen right Thomas?
Thomas shrugged his shoulders as he picked back up his phone and Ivy finally walked back over to the couch and sat down as Leo kissed her on her right cheek.
Leo Cook: Right Thomas?
Ivy Foxx: THOMAS!
Leo Cook: Owww… Damn it.
Leo now held his ears.
Thomas Cook: Uh, sure yeah I will be out there.
Ivy Foxx: As will I because we are not just a family but we are THE FAMILY.
Leo and Thomas both nod their heads as Ivy now leans her head onto the right shoulder of Leo and they all continue talking or well Ivy and Leo. As for Thomas he went back to the game on his phone.
Marci D'Abruzzo: Ugh. I don't know why I keep getting cut off for this crap!
Krystal Kirk: Prolly cuz "dis crap" be more entertainin' den you, Da Broozo!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Well I never!
Krystal Kirk: Let's be gettin' at dis match y'all!
Jenni Drew v Justice Cross
DING DING DING!!!
The crowd claps out a steady beat as Justice Cross and Jenni Drew circle and lock up. The excitement turns to anger though, as Jenni sidesteps and the disrespectful slap she delivers to Justice is heard around the arena. Jenni tries to take advantage of Cross' distraction, but Justice swats her dropkick away and then drags her back to her feet and nails her with a forearm, staggering Drew. Justice Cross sends Jenn Drew into the corner with an irish whip, running after her and trying to follow up with a springboard bulldog out of the corner, but Jenni throws her off and sends her crashing to the mat.
Krystal Kirk: Drew be headin' to da fancy side o' town, Da Broozo!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Don't you mean, the high rent district?! Holy crap. The lamest of sayings, and you mess it up. But hey, on the bright side..
As Justice is just getting to her feet, Drew catches her with a perfectly timed, impactful flying crossbody and reels her into a cradle pin.
ONE
TWO
T..
Justice manages to break free right before the three count, and Jenni doesn't waste any time dragging her to her feet and blasting Justice with a flurry of forearms and a European uppercut to stun her.
Marci D'Abruzzo: Standing Spanish fl...
The crowd roars with approval as Justice Cross hangs on and brings Jenni back down as she goes to launch.
Krystal Kirk: Woah! Tilt a whirl DDT! Nice!
ONE
TWO
TH..
The crowd are excited as Jenni Drew also only just managed to get the shoulder up. Both women are dazed and the referee is at a five count on the double before either of them show signs of getting up. It's Justice who grabs onto Jenni and slowly hauls her up to her feet before, out of nowhere.
Krystal Kirk: LIGHTS OU..wait!!
As Justice goes to land the RKO, Jenni throws her forward once again.
Krystal Kirk: Running shootin' star press!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Look! Haha! I love it when people do this! So funny!
The crowd roars with disapproval as Jenni gets in position and lays her feet across the second rope to add weight and leverage. Justice's legs kick angrily!
ONE
TWO...
Krystal Kirk: Dammit da referee don't see it!!
THREE!
DING DING DING!!!
Mari Moon: Here is your winner, via pinfall, JENNNNI DRRRRREW!
Krystal Kirk: Well, ya know Justice Cross ain't gon' be happy with THAT turn of events!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Eh, it's not nice, but it gets the job done!
Krystal Kirk: Well I jus be hopin' dat Drew is gon' be able ta live wit da fallout of dis decision she made!
Marci D'Abruzzo: What's it matter to you, Kirk? Argh. So nosey.
"Love Is A Parasite" hits the P.A and the fans perk up as Dawn and Aurora Master appear at the top of the ramp and start making their way down.
Krystal Kirk: An' here dey are! Dese two earned the right to go on ta face Cain Dominguez an' my other shithead cousin for their 1WM tag team titles at our upcoming Disney extravaganza!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Can't you ever just shut your pie hole and let someone make their damn entrance? We missed the whole thing.
We meet the Master Sisters in the ring. Moonlight is standing behind Aurora, while Carnival is sitting in one of the top corners playing with a slightly old Nintendo DS. Only Aurora has a microphone in hand.
Aurora Master: Hello ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to us! Your inaugural Legendary Tag Team Tournament winners and Dawn, THE MASTER SISTERS!
Aurora absorbed the boos of the audience for a while, before continuing.
Aurora Master: I’m sure this was a surprise to everyone. I mean, did anyone really think we were getting past round one? Our adversaries were one of the biggest tag teams in the company and previous champions, surely The Regulators were bigger favourites to win this… But we proved we were better, and not only that, we proved that we are better than every other team in this company, with the exception of maybe one.
Right now we jumped up the ladder till almost it’s end, and only Agents of Chaos remain above, but bring December, at Massive we are throwing them all the way to the ground. Agents of Chaos beware because we ain’t second to none, baby, and we will get those Tag Team Championships… and we’re going to enter the year as champions and make sure that 2021 IS The Year of the Masters. Because this, up until now? This is the prologue, chapter 0 of our story. We are just beginning.
BUT! But first, before all that comes, there’s something else we need to solve. Because I’ve been hearing some rumors around about The Shinigami Foundation. People saying that they got screwed, that they could have done it, if not… If not nothing. I understand, I do… it’s frustrating to lose because you don’t know how to be ready for everything, but if you’re not… oh darlings… you’re not ready to face us. Because we don’t always play by the rules and we are up front about. You should listen to the same advice I give to every rookie team: “Pay attention to your surroundings.
However today you do get something not everyone gets, a second chance to prove yourselves. You guys think that if the Crosses had not interfered, you’d be the ones here? Well, today you face us. And you’re gonna wish you hadn’t. Because right now you can still claim to be the best, you can still attach yourselves to these fictitious dreams of yours and complain about unfairness. In a couple of minutes we’re going to prove to everyone that you had no chance from the beginning, that you are not above us. Some come forth, we’re waiting.
Carnival jumps from her corner and grabs the microphone in Aurora’s hand.
Carnival Master: YEAH! We ‘bout to go Kenpachi on yo ass! Get it? ‘Cuz it’s a Bleach reference, because you’re a shinigami? I also got Death Note jokes and Soul Eater jokes.
Aurora Master: Isn’t Kenpachi, like, the Shinigami there tho?
Carnival Master: Wait, fuck!
The Master Sisters vs The Shinigami Foundation
DING DING DING!!!
Marci D'Abruzzo: As if these freaks actually have a real shot against an unstoppable team like the Masters Sisters!
Krystal Kirk: Hey! Da Shinigami fellas may be new, but dey has been 'impressive as all heck. Look at da trash talk! I love it!
There is some serious trash talking going on by the sisters to their opponents, reminding the Foundation who won the tournament at which point both Alex and David then give their "rebuttal" as they both hit vicious headbutts onto their opponents with Alex shooting Moonlight to the ropes before following her in with a clothesline that takes the both of them up and over the top ropes as Aurora and David startexchanging several very stiff blows in the middle of the ring, with Auror managing to get a couple of very good shots in that drives David back just enough that allows Aurora to grab him and shoot him into the far corner which she then follows him in with a running chop block of her own which drives David down to one knee which Aurora uses to her advantage as she quickly stands up, grabs the back of David's head and starts to slam it into the top turnbuckle with the fans counting in sync!
Crowd: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX...
Suddenly David puts the brakes on it and yanks his head away from Aurora.
David Belmont: YOU AIN'T DOING IT RIGHT, LET ME SHOW YA!!!
Aurora is somewhat startled by this sudden outburst as David then proceeds to start slamming his own forehead into the turnbuckles, throwing up the devil's horns with his left hand as he does it at which point Aurora starts to back up a little bit in concern at what she is witnessing as Belmont then spins around and faces her.
David Belmont: NICE!!!
Aurora then charges at David who instead ducks under it before hitting a spinning heel kick that knocks Aurora into the corner which makes her bounce forward at which point David quickly whips around her and hits his signature "Quiet Riot" low-angle tiger suplex on her and goes for the bridge but Moonlight is suddenly right there and stomps on David's stomach which breaks the pin attempt at which point Moonlight quickly helps Aurora back up to her feet as Moonlight then quickly grabs David and tosses him to her sister who catches him with the "BOW!" at which point Aurora tries for the pin.
ONE
TWO
T..
David gets his shoulder up at the last moment as Amanda yells for David to get his shit in gear from ringside as the heavy metal wrestler shakes his head and tries to go for a tag but Moonlight quickly grabs David's foot and tries to yank him backwards but instead David allows her to yank him forward and lands a push kick right dead center of Moonlight's chest that enables to bounce backwards and Alex gets the tag in while Aurora quickly tries to prevent him from getting into the ring but instead she gets a roaring mafia kick right to the face for her troubles as Moonlight gets out of the ring but Alex then hauls up Aurora and shoots her over to the opposing team's corner and motions that he wants Moonlight in the ring which Dawn actually looks on and nods for Moonlight to do it and the ref acknowledges the tag as the two teams respective powerhouses meet in the middle of the ring with the Murderboss giving up a full foot and fifty five pounds to the Gawd Damned Man with the two having an intense staredown before Moonlight rears back and hits a mighty chop across the chest of Alex but the Foundation member simply nods in return and hits a chop of his own onto Moonlight which drives her back a couple of inches at which point she nods and then fires back with a chop of her own that drives Alex back a couple of inches.
Krystal Kirk: YEESH!
Marci D'Abruzzo: I love it when this happens!
The two wrestlers then start going into a chop contest to see who can get the upper hand but Moonlight quickly changes that dance as six chops in she fakes him out like she's going for a chop but instead she hits a forearms smash and then shoots Alex into the far ropes and then tries to go for a spear but instead Alex side steps her, catches her in mid-motion and then hits a reverse spin scoop powerslam onto her, driving her hard to the mat at which point Aurora tries to come into the ring but Alex is there to meet her with another roaring mafia kick before he quickly goes back over and tags in David who quickly scrambles up the nearest turnbuckle as Alex sets up Moonlight for a belly-to-back piledriver which David spikes by hitting a diving double foot stomp on Moonlight to spike it at which point Alex goes to cover his partner as David goes for the pin.
ONE
TWO
THREE!
DING DING DING!!!
Mari Moon: The winners of the match, the SHINIGAMI FOUNDATION!!!
Krystal Kirk: I fakkin' told you ya can't count out da Shinigami doods, Da Broozo!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Ugh. I'm gonna pretend that I'm not stuck with this A-grade moron and just be grateful that I work for a company that lets me call one great tag team match after another!
Krystal Kirk: Oh right! I forgot bout dis!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Of course you did, dummy.
Mari Moon: The following is an open challenge tag team match set for one fall....
Nipsey Hussle’s "Last Time That I Checked" starts playing and the two California brothers, Eric and Dexter Calloway, walk out nodding their heads along. They make their way down to the ring, looking just as ready to party as they are to fight, which to them is almost the same thing anyway. They step into the ring, hooping and hollering, ready to go against whoever they have tonight.
Marci D'Abruzzo: And here comes the team that feels they should be getting the tag team title shot and not the Master Sisters.
Krystal Kirk: Well Moonlight and Aurora are getting the shot at Massive next month.
Marci D'Abruzzo: Well these two say they deserve it and I don't exactly disagree with them!
Mari Moon: Introducing first at a total combined weight of 460 pounds...Eric and Dexter Calloway...the Headhunters!
Krystal Kirk: The Headhunters issued this open challenge and it should be interesting to see who accepts.
Marci D'Abruzzo: No one is going to accept. You heard what the Headhunters said.
Krystal Kirk: They say a lot of things.
Eric and Dexter look at the entrance ramp, waiting for someone to come out to face them. They glance at Mari Moon. Eric rolls his hand.
Mari Moon: And their opponents...
Again, no music begins, no one walks out. The Headhunters look at the referee, who also shrugs. Dexter calls for a couple of mics and hands one to his brother.
Eric: Any teams back dere? Anyone at all? Come on, we know you are back dere. We saw you people in caterin’. Turn off the Switch or Netflix or whatever and get out here and wrestle.
Dexter: Hello?
Eric: Anyone back dere?
The Headhunters look at each other and shrug. Eric moves away from the ropes as Dexter climbs down.
Eric: And dat, ladies and gentlemen, is why this division is dyin’. We gave every team back dere a chance to step up, a chance to show dey were not just loungin’ around waiting for a hand out title shot, and in one moment, everythin’ we have ever said about the division, the championships and 1WM's attempts to kill it have been proven right.
Dexter: And we just beat an entire division by forfeit. That's checkmate! We are the Headhunters.
Eric: And we are absolutely ashamed and disgusted to even be a part of the 1WM Tag Team division right now. Now declare us the winners and hit our music before I vomit in disgust at how worthless every damn team here is.
Eric glares at Mari Moon and the announcer shrugs yet again.
Mari Moon: Uh...here are your winners by forfeit... the Headhunters!
Eric and Dexter start to leave the ring as their music begins. The referee looks like he wants to raise their arms in victory, to at least placate them, but they just exit and walk up the ramp.
Krystal Kirk: They didn't even let the referee raise their hands? This is what they wanted!
Marci D'Abruzzo: What they wanted? WHAT THEY WANTED? What they wanted was the titles that should be theirs! What they wanted was a division to give a damn! They didn't get anything they wanted and you know it!
Krystal Kirk: Maybe it's them that the division just doesn't give a damn about?
Marci D'Abruzzo: How DARE You?!!!? They are the Headhunters!
Krystal Kirk: And it would appear an entire division answered tonight with a resounding..."So what?"
The two men look back at the ring, both looking absolutely disgusted with what has transpired here tonight before they step into the back, and we promptly cut to another backstage scene. As soon as the Honda center fans see Ricky Stanton, they sure aren't happy about it.
Ricky is seen backstage when he stops and looks dead in the camera.
“Pretty” Ricky Stanton: A few months ago I joined this group named Emeritus. Bunch of guys who felt the younger generation didn’t get it. Thought it was interesting. But it got...boring. So I invited an old connection/ friend whatever to the group and I think even she got got bored with them and so at our last show one of these members who couldn’t hold his own decides to attack…ME. The money. THE FACE THAT RUNS THA PLACE. Solomon Monster, let me make this very clear to you and that BITCH you running with: You are your own enemy. You decided to follow the rules. You decided you couldn’t trust in me even when you saw me still rolling hard. You let these idiot fans ruin you and now you’re nothing. You’re nothing to me. You never were. You BORE ME. (Crowd boos) How dare you attack me. A response is on its way. One that you’re very familiar with...
Ricky walks off camera.
Marci D'Abruzzo: I don't know what's gotten into these gentlemen, but together, they are a destructive force and they should just get the hell over it!
Krystal Kirk: Ya know what got into 'em, Da Broozo? Ego.
Marci is about to tell Krystal to shut up, but KK holds up a hand.
Krystal Kirk: Nah man, ego ain't such a bag ting. Coz da 15 men an women in dis next match of Glory 7 are gonna need some o' dat shiz to throw down an' get dere asses through dis!
15 Person Battle Royal
DING DING DING!!!
This fifteen person battle royal kicks off with the typical shambles of fifteen people scrambling to eradicate one another. Roenick tangles with Legion and Xalvador exchanges rights and left's with Leo Cook. Nas and Q jostle for control in the corner as Q eliminates him almost immediately, yet Nas manages to hang on.
Krystal Kirk: It be lookin' like Anthony Cross be claimin' da first blood of da n…WOAH!
Anthony Cross witnesses as Faye Lange manages to break free of Rei Park's grip as she tried to throw her over the top, and Cross let out a roar and lunges at them. At the very last second, Rei Park drops down and yanks on the rope causing the big man to stumble and get caught, and Faye Lange to simply come up from underneath and dump him over the top!
Mari Moon: Anthony Cross has been eliminated!
Anthony Cross is FURIOUS as his feet touch the mat on the outside. There's no alliance here as Rei immediately tries to hurl Lange out, but Fay is hanging on. Xalvador tries to send James Spade out with an Irish whip, but the "OH SHIT" look crosses Damon's face as James manages to reverse with a lot of momentum and launch Damon up and out of this match.
Mari Moon: Damon Xalvador has been eliminated!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Hah! Look at Striker and MAH GIRL Q, she's been handing him his ass in that corner most of this match! She's relentless!
Krystal Kirk: Meanwhile, it looks like it's lights out for Aurora!
Moonlight Master unceremoniously hauls Riley up in a crucifix and launches her to the thinly matted concrete below.
Mari Moon: Aurora Riley has been eliminated!
Marci D'Abruzzo: And that dork, Cold Addams.
Moonlight Master pivots, catching a right hand to the side of the head from Cold. When Cold goes for another, Master catches it and in one deft motion, fireman's carried him over the top.
Mari Moon: Cold Addams has been eliminated!
The mayhem continues in the ring as Cassie Morse and James Spade find one another and they trade blows, and it seems as though Q has grown bored of Striker and turned her attention to Nas who eats a storm of fast, furious right hands. Nas drops to a knee and Q let's out a roar as she drags him back up by the scruff of the neck, lands an angry looking elbow for good measure then launches him over the top to the floor.
Mari Moon: Nas has been eliminated!
The crowd seems to get a laugh as the heads of Spade and Morse slam together and they both hit the deck, courtesy of Moonlight. Moonlight wastes no time hauling Cassie Morse back up, but Leo Cook takes control of James. Meanwhile, Legion tries for a high risk move from the top and Roenick catches him out of mid air. Legion struggles desperately, but Mason unceremoniously dumps him out.
Mari Moon: Legion has been eliminated!
Krystal Kirk: Gotta say, wasn't expecting that so soon!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Bah. Battle royals don't really amount to squat, skill wise. These poor folks are just trying to get themselves a Pride title shot, Kirk.
Q growls to herself as she had tried to take advantage and eliminate a half-conscious Rei Park after Lange landed a brutal superkick, but to her chagrin, Park just WON'T be dumped over that top rope. Q tries to haul Park up into a military press and throw her out, but Park manages to slip out right as Fay Lange strategically double dropkicks Q in the small of the back, causing her to tumble to the floor.
Mari Moon: Ya Girl Q has been eliminated!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Shame! For shame, these two working together!
Krystal Kirk: It be as viable a tactic as any in dis match, Da Broozo!
Mason Roenick nails Leo Cook with a really well timed throat thrust, and this causes Cook to tumble backwards against the ropes. There's a sudden fearful yell from the crowd as Abaddon slithers out from under the ring, quickly seizes Leo by the head and shoulders and drags him over the top rope to the floor, and out of sight under the ring.
Mari Moon: Leo Cook has been eliminated!
Krystal Kirk: Huh? What? Where dey be GOIN?!
Roenick laughs evilly as he admires the handiwork of his 'assistant', but this laugh is quickly smothered by a running bicycle kick from Morse! Meanwhile, James Spade is fighting his way out of Moonlight Master's grasp and it looks as though Fay Lange finally got the drop on Rei Park, but Rei slithers out of Lange's attempt to haul her out to the floor, and Lange finds herself at the mercy of Jacob Striker's discus elbow, hitting the mat with a loud crash. Morse is in the middle of delivering a punch flurry to Roenick as she edges him toward the ropes, but he managed to catch it and grip a hand around her throat.
Krystal Kirk: Oh MY! Roenick be lookin' like he gon' chokeslam Cassie outta dis match!
The crowd excitement picks up when Moonlight Master came running out of nowhere, but the tone turned bittersweet when they realise that not only has she knocked Roenick out of the match, Cassie Morse is collateral damage.
Mari Moon: Both Mason Roenick and Cassie Morse have been eliminated!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Couldn't happen to a nicer gal.
Krystal Kirk: Whatcha tawkin' bout, Da Broozo? Cassie is a kind hearted girl and a great future prospect. We be glad we got her!
Marci D'Abruzzo: YOU be glad you g... grrr now your shit-lish is rubbing off on me! Stoppat!
Back to the match at hand, Rei Park and Fay Lange get very close to eliminating Moonlight Master, but the larger woman hangs on grimly. Meanwhile, the crowd is getting right behind the desperate brawl going on between Jacob Striker and James Spade. Fay Lange gets unlucky, as Rei Park leaves Moonlight draped over the top rope, but it seemed like Moonlight was only playing possum, because no sooner had Fay turned to dump her to the mat, Moonlight unceremoniously yanked down the top rope and sent Fay spilling out.
Mari Moon: Fay Lange has been eliminated!
Striker had the drop on Spade and Spade was clinging desperately to the corner trying to hang on to his place in the match, but both men find themselves squished by a dual Moonlight corner splash and end up dropping out of the corner, with Striker landing precariously on the apron. The crowd energy nearly triples as Rei Park leaps up, springboards and catches Moonlight Master right around the throat with a leg lariat, sending the big woman crashing to the mat and sprawling into the corner where she tries to catch her breath and get to her feet.
Marci D'Abruzzo: Honestly, I didn't think James Spade had it in him.
Mari Moon: Moonlight Master has been eliminated!
James seized his opportunity and launched a corner lariat at Moonlight Master with everything he had, and it did the trick, sending Master crashing to the floor in a heap. Meanwhile, Rei Park was monkey flipping Jacob over to the mat as she was reversing his attempt to remove her from this match, and a look of terror comes over the face of Rei as she seems to have forgotten about James.
Krystal Kirk: DEAD MAN'S HAND!
Rei seems to land real close to Striker who wastes no time in hauling her limp form over the top and to the floor.
Mari Moon: Rei Park has been eliminated!
Krystal Kirk: And den dere were TWO!
Marci D'Abruzzo: I'm surprised you can even count that high, Kirk. Good job.
The fan volume is deafening as both Striker and Spade seem to nod before descending into chaos with a flurry of punches from both sides. Spade seems to get the initial drop, Striker finding himself slumped in the corner and James going with the instinct to immediately try to dump him over the top rope. Striker regains his footing and he's back in this with a back elbow to the face which sends Spade staggering backwards.
Marci D'Abruzzo: Last surprise takes Spade down, but Striker drags him back up! Brutal Kojima style lariat!
Crowd: WOAAAAHH.
The fans watch as Spade teeters, and they erupt as Striker runs in and dropkicks Spade the rest of the way over the top rope to end the match!
DING DING DING!!!
Mari Moon: Here is your winner, and the number one contender to the Pride of 1WM championship, JAAAACOB STRRRRIKERRR!
We watch as Jacob Striker celebrates before we cut to the commentary desk one last time.
Krystal Kirk: WOW. Jake freakin Striker DID it, Da Broozo! Dis man has been a real dark horse as of late!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Ugh you're so full of it. This guy picked his damn spot just like the rest of them, he got lucky, and now we gotta sit through the bore fest that is Baker and Striker again!
Krystal Kirk: Sometimes, I can't believe dat I gotta sit next to ya here an' try ta do mah job..
Marci D'Abruzzo: That feeling is entirely mutual! Now, without further ado, let's get on with this six person tag that these humanoids have been sitting around for!
Ricky Stanton, Graham Baker and Poison Dokueki vs Griffin Hawkins, Lash Donohue and Arley Kirk
DING DING DING!!!
The crowd at the Honda Center are louder than they have been all night as it's decided that Ricky Stanton and Lash Donohue will be starting off this encounter. Ricky seems disinterested as the two move in for the lock up, yet this is simply a ruse as he catches Lash with an arm wringer. The crowd let Ricky know what they think as he delivers a few quick knees and a kick to the upper body of Lash for good measure before flipping him over onto his back and the crowd boo Ricky some more as he drives his thumb into the eye of Lash whose legs flail wildly.
Marci D'Abruzzo: YES Ricky! Blind that lil sumbitch!
As the referee gets to the count of three, Lash manages to break away, but he's clutching his left cheek area as both men get back to their feet.
Crowd: WOOOOO!
Lash's face contorts as he turns around and blasts Ricky with a knife edge chop they can hear outside the arena.
Crowd: WOOOO! WOOOOO!
Ricky clutches his chest as Lash rocks him with another, and the pain causes him to nearly drop to one knee, but Lash doesn't let him, nailing him with yet another chop before.
Krystal Kirk: Lash be catchin' Stanton wit dat picture perfect arm trap neckbreaka an' he gets da quick tag to Griffin Hawkins!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Oh crap. Here we go.
The fans seriously perk up as Griff takes to the top rope and launches off with his patented top rope leg drop, yet Stanton gets out of the way at the last second!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Crash and BURN for Hawkins! Stanton gets the tag to Dokueki, and it's on now!
Crowd: BOOOOO!
The fans seem intimidated by Hirata Dokueki's presence alone, and it's made worse as she unleashes a cloud of dark green mist into the sky as she enters the ring. This is compounded as Dokueki utters a shriek and then begins stomping a mudhole in the prone Griffin Hawkins.
Marci D'Abruzzo: YES! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Grind him up some more, Dokueki!
Dokueki tires of this and hauls a dazed Hawkins to his feet. Dokueki holds onto Griffin's hair as she delivers several brutal strikes, not allowing him to fall. Dokueki takes the arm and hauls Griffin off for an Irish whip.
Krystal Kirk: Oh I know what Dokueki be goin' for heya!
Dokueki ducks down, looking to back drop Griff into oblivion, but the fans are suddenly on their feet as he perfectly times a back roll escape, falls to his knees and then makes a lunge for the Suicide Blonde, getting the hot tag! Arley doesn't disappoint as she lets out a war cry and launches into this match with a springboard hurricanrana on Dokueki that is so forceful that it propels her to the corner on the other side!
Krystal Kirk: WOAH!
Arley is fully aware of Stanton snarling and looking to take her head off with a lariat, and the fans really get behind her as she matrix evades, and kips back up.
Krystal Kirk: Stanton stumbles! Baker be eatin' a triangle dropkick off the apron to the floor! And now Stanton fallin' victim to a springboard double stomp!
Arley Kirk: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!
The crowd responds with a POP that drowns her out as Arley catches sight of Baker getting to his feet on the outside.
Krystal Kirk: One bounce! Two bounce! AK WIT DA DOUBLE BOUNCE TWISTING SENTON onto Bake….oh JESUS!!
Crowd: OHHHHH!
Arley's head snaps back as Graham Baker instinctively superkicks Arley out of thin air and then he himself collapses back to the the mats at ringside, the referee starting his count.
Marci D'Abruzzo: C'mon, Dokueki! Do what you gotta do!
Dokueki and Stanton quickly ran over to the body pile which used to be Baker and Kirk and they hurriedly haul the unconscious Suicide Blonde to her feet. As Dokueki goes to roll Arley inside, there is a sudden hubbub in the crowd as none other than Solomon Monster leaps over the barricade and ambushes Stanton and Dokueki with a double clothesline!
Krystal Kirk: IT'S SOLOMON! IT'S SOLOMON MONSTA!!
DING DING DING!!!
The bell rings out as the referee signifies that he's throwing this match out.
Marci D'Abruzzo: Well this is unexpected! Say goodbye to this main event, folks!
Solomon, having taken out Dokueki and Stanton for now, turns his attention to Arley Kirk and snarls menacingly as he grabs a handful of her hair and hauls her to her feet. Arley is still out of it, but she soon snaps out of it and starts screeching as Solomon hauls her up over his shoulders and starts heading toward the back.
Krystal Kirk: Dere was NO WAY dat was gonna fly!!
Solomon quickly drops Arley and falls to a knee as Lash tackles him out of nowhere and starts raining down punches on him. Meanwhile, Stanton has snuck up on Griffin and it's too late for Griff as he finds himself eating a diamond cutter onto the ramp! Lash suddenly drops to his knees as Dokueki takes him down with a low blow, and he isn't given time to think as Solomon hauls Lash up to his feet and Dokueki sneers as she starts to take Lash apart as though he is actually a punching bag. Meanwhile, the loud BOOO which has emanated from the other side of the ring has garnered the camera's attention!
Marci D'Abruzzo: YES! Baker is doing exactly what I goddamn asked for!
The fans can only watch and cuss Baker out as he has seized Arley by the hair and launched punch after punch after punch after punch into her already semi- conscious face.
Krystal Kirk: No! Ya can't do dis!!
Marci D'Abruzzo: Oh he sure can, dumbass. All of her so-called allies are shall we say, indisposed?
Blood pours from Arley's brow and nose area as Baker continues to punch, the crowd BOOOing some more as Baker let's out a war cry and smears some of Arley's blood across his face and body and then goes right back to punching.
Krystal Kirk: Fakk dis, I'ma do summat!
Marci grabs Krystal's arm and sits her back down.
Marci D'Abruzzo: The hell you are, you're pregnant! Sit yo fat ass down!
The fans are suddenly on their feet as Jacob Striker runs down the ramp, and he is followed separately by a HUGE woman who the One Wrestle Movement fans may or may not be familiar with.
Marci D'Abruzzo: It's that idiot Jacob Striker to the rescue!
Krystal Kirk: But wait a second! Dat's UVR! URSULA VON ROSSBACH is here in One Wrestle!!
The show closes out as Striker lunges and spear tackles Graham Baker off of Arley as all but Solomon Monster scatter upon sight of UVR. Solomon tries to lunge at UVR with one of his patented hard right hands, yet she snarls as she blocks it and takes Solomon out with her famous Von Terminator into the top of the ramp!
Krystal Kirk: BOOM!!
UVR turns to Lash who is trying to get Griff to his feet and she gives him a pat on the head. Lash visibly jumps and then he smiles nervously as he looks up at the imposing figure of Ursula. UVR shakes her head with disdain as she kicks Baker away and then hauls the bloodied Arley Kirk to her feet. We fade on a shot of Lash helping Griff backstage and UVR raising Arley's arm up high as blood pours down her face and she is barely able to stand.
The One Wrestle Movement logo flashes across the screen as the show comes to a close.